You're having a giraffe

I had a wee chuckle to myself earlier today when I made a call to Dublin Zoo. I waited, quite patiently, as the voice on the answer phone helpfully talked me through the various options. Press one for this, two for that etc. I opted to hold to speak to the receptionist. As I waited to be put through, the answer phone kicked in again. "If you're hoping to speak to Mr G. Raffe or N. E. Lions, please note you have been the victim of a prank. Please hang up now," it said.